You are cordially invited to 
The C.R.A.P.-O
(TheClassic Richmond (district) Amateur Pub -Open)
Saturday May 12th, 1:30pm

Awards

• See Dive Bar Winners 2012 BEST Dive Bar Finalist (#3 out of 26) 
• See Dive Bar Winners 2011 BEST Dive Bar Finalist (#4 out of 26) 
• See Dive Bar Winners 2010 BEST Dive Bar

Do you have a thirst  to see your favorite sports team?   Are you just plain thirsty? Did somebody hide your remote?  We don't mean to brag,  but with the MLB Package and  the Big Ten Network on  5 HD Flat Screens,  you won't miss a thing. If you'd like your team featured at the bar, drop Lee a note or just drop by.. We're SF's  #1 Chicago Sports Bar ! Catch all the televised Bulls, Blackhawks, Bears Cubs & White Sox games. ~not to mention the witty repartee....  Fighting Illini Fans  We're your home bar !  Just like partying in Champagne-Urbana! (ok, that's a BIGstretch,  but you'll feel right at home, with the Illini that owns the place.)

Events, Field Trips,  & Stuff  we don't want to Forget: Check out our Calendar here.  Start and End  your weekend right!    I Spy Friday    see our Facebook page  to get  a"ripsnorter" of a drink for 1/2 price ! Saturday Night is Perfect to  "gEt yUcKeD Up" What do Free Comedy and peeing in  your pants have in common? Every one can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth!   Make sure not to miss out this time as we are back with some new fresh faces. The line up is once again hand picked and guaranteed to keep you roaring with laughter.  with hilarious comics TREVOR HILL JESSICA SELE SAM TALLENT WILLIAM HEAD and hosted by the birthday boy DAVID GBORIE!! 9pm Wrap up the weekend right with  $16 Bottomless Mimosas, & $5 Bloody Marys Saturday & Sunday    I Must be seeing double.... or it's TWO FOR TUESDAY !! Tuesday nights enjoy 2 welldrinks for the price of one! What a steal! oops!  I mean Deal !!

Wednesday Night's  
"Comedy Confessions" 
FREE Open Mic Comedy !

 Wii Bowling Tournament Thursdays! 
Free Lebowski Wii bowling! Play as a team, 
or play with yourself....
Winner receives a $25 Bar Tab!

Pssst. Planning something?
(it's ok, we can keep a secret) 
Got a birthday?, theme party?, surprise bris? Bringing back the Hoochie-Coochie?, 
Skip the hassles, the cleaning, and the traditional tossing of the crashers !  
Dirty Trix is available for your private, or semi-private party! 
You have all the fun, we'll do all the rest! 

A great selection of beers, including:  $2 Draft PBRs  $3.50 Miller High Life all day and night!   Dog Friendly Bar Free Wi-fi Daily Drink Specials Cozy Booths Need DIRECTIONS? Check out what they say about us on YELP Follow us on FACEBOOK Fresh Free Pop Corn too ! And Incredibly Impressive Drink Specials !! Who has the cheapest pool in town?  We do. Why join a gym when there's Dirty Trix "Yoga"? Presenting the cocktail you share:  The Downward Facing Dog Bowl ! (~ don't worry we'll give you straws).

A dedicated cooler and nitrogen tank guarantee one of the best freshly poured Guinness in The City Our Guinness is so good, we've won awards!!   Interested in a T-shirt?  Contact Lee